Adam Does Movies

It's time to take out the trash. Today I reflect on 2023 and what movies really annoyed the crap out of me. Here are the top 10 worst movies I saw in 2023. A nice variety of Netflix exclusives, big, dumb blockbusters and maybe one or two surprises.

Netflix has another bad movie exclusive called "Leave The World Behind". Once again I wasted my life away watching this pointless film. It's a basic, tedious movie with unlikable characters and 1/2 a story.

The Last Jedi still sucks. I confirmed it recently after doing a rewatch. The way the film treated Luke Skywalker is unforgivable. Rey and Kylo are almost comical this time around. Finn is a straight up joke. Rose Tico is the worst. This whole film is a dumpster fire of poor decisions. That said, it looks really nice. So that's something. The force is wrong with this one. Let's roast it!

Mean Girls 2024 Movie Review. I was already going into this movie with a big chip on my shoulder. Mainly because remakes, reboots, spinoffs, etc; are all played way out. Also, the original Mean Girls is a perfect comedy so there was only down to go from here. Having it be a musical to tie in with the stage show was interesting but ultimately ended up making a bad combination of both. I hated these Mean Girls!

The Beekeeper Movie Review - Jason Statham came to make honey and kick butt and he's all out of honey. In yet another Statham action film, we see our character going from scene to scene, beating the crap out of endless waves of men while the story attempts to exist. The Beekeeper is incredibly dumb but fun enough to justify even being a thing.

Night Swim Movie Review. Night Swim is a 2024 theater release which can be pretty sketchy in January. Not the best month to typically put out scary movies. It also doesn't help that Night Swim is PG-13. Even though it has a few things working against it, Night Swim is a perfectly fine little flick. It's a good entry-level scary movie for younger teens.

Here are my top 10 favorite movies of 2023. I previously covered these on a live stream but made a critical mistake! This has been corrected. 2023 was a bit rough for big films but there were still enough great ones to justify a top 10 list. The Iron Claw, Oppenheimer and Killers of the Flower Moon were smart, well-crafted movies while Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem and Across the Spider-Verse provided some great, family entertainment. I also have a Worst Movies of 2023 so make sure to subscribe to check that out!

I go on an epic rant over the worst movie fans of 2023. These are fandoms that went out of their way to belittle, name-call and be all around awful individuals. The Sound of Freedom fans were especially gross while The Meg 2: The Trench fans were just embarrassing. I talk about them and more on the podcast! Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

Join me live as I look back on all the major releases of 2023 and prepare for my best and worst list.

Strap in for an incredibly mediocre MCU product with Captain Marvel. A movie so bland, you almost question how it made so much money. But then realize it was wedged in between two of the largest Marvel movies in cinematic history. I roast this lame superHERo film in all its lame glory.

I breakdown my top 10 scary movie themes. There is a bit of something for everyone. John Carpenter's Halloween is always a classic. The Shining has a timeless, eerie score. Ghostbusters provides some bustin' fun while Saw goes all-out horror. Enjoy my list and feel free to give your own! Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

Five Nights At Freddy's Movie Review. Freddy and his friends hit the big screen in a new Blumhouse scary movie. It's geared towards a younger audience with minimal scares and less gore. It's kinda like the Goosebumps movies, if those were 50% more boring and 110% more complicated. Unfortunately Freddy isn't scare, very fun or even slightly memorable. It just exists. I would stick to the games if you are a fan of the franchise. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

I'm playing some Marvel's Spider-Man 2 and chatting movies! Join me and ask any movie questions you want!

Grab some dinner and pull up a chair because I'm roasting The Human Centipede (First Sequence). This lovely movie is about a crazy doctor who sews people together in horrific fashion. Today I go through The Human Centipede and point out all the gross, awful and just plain dumb moments. Just in time for Halloween too. Join me! Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

Blumhouse, like A24, has a great collection of scary movies for Halloween. I got through all the major Blumhouse horror films and give my thoughts on each. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

The 1993 Super Mario Bros. Movie just celebrated it's 30 year anniversary. I decided it would be a great time to showcase a great video from Tony over at Hack the Movies. He breaks down a work print version of the film and gives some great insight into the production. Make sure to subscribe to Hack the Movies! Subscribe to Hack The Movies! @HackTheMovies Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

I was gifted an awesome LEGO 100 retro movie camera so I thought it would be fun to live stream the LEGO build while talking movies. Feel free to ask me any questions while I attempt to put this awesome LEGO set together! Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness (Doctor Strange 2) is the disappointing sequel to Doctor Strange and like 10 other MCU things. This movie is more about Wanda than it is about Steven Strange. The multiverse makes everything completely useless. There are no stakes to anything. Visually it can be fun and it moves quickly but it's all just pretty colors and souless magic. Doctor Strange 2 is a big letdown in a series of new MCU letdowns. Let's roast it! Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

Halloween is upon us so I thought I would treat you to my scariest movies of all-time list. These are movies so scary, you mom will have to leave the room. Watcher beware!

A24 has a lot of hits and just as many misses. I love that they constantly try new things and are not afraid to go completely off the rails. I list some of my favorite A24 movies and give a few that didn't work at all for me.

Twilight. The book series-turned-movie franchise that had teenagers and middle-aged moms going crazy. I was never a fan. Granted, I had only seen bits and pieces of the first movie and none of the sequels. That all changes today! I watched the first Twilight movie and as expected, I hated it. The movie sucks on pretty much every front. It saddens me that this shallow, vapid story got an entire Twilight Saga but here we are. Bella and Edward have a dumb relationship with zero chemistry. Even when they are in chemistry class, there is none taking place! Let's sink our teeth into 2008's Twilight. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

The Exorcist: Believer movie review. David Gordon Green is back to Halloweenize the Exorcist franchise. Exorcist: Believer is the sequel to the original and even brings back the main actress, Ellen Burstyn. Does Exorcist: Believer reignite this dormant franchise or does this completely miss the mark? Find out in my review! Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

It's October which means, scary movie season! I have put together some of my favorite scary movies of all-time. I also give my thoughts on The Exorcist: Believer plus any movie news that comes out!

I got through the history of Disney live-action movies, stemming way back to their start in 1950. I also dive into the modern state of Disney with their constant reboots, remakes, prequels, sequels, etc. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger

The Creator movie review. The Creator is a new, large-scale sci-fi movie that once again tackles the subject of AI. It may not have the most unique plot but it looks incredible, is well-acted and has a really impressive production. Plus it's not a sequel or reboot but something brand new! I enjoyed this movie... wish I could say the same about the audience I was with. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuP70--NYoqgyo3N0ZwDCA/join My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/adamdoesmovies My Social Media: https://linktr.ee/adamolinger Narrated by: Adam Olinger Edited by: Adam Olinger